The Illegally Hung Wedding Shirts

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The Illegally Hung Wedding  Shirts
By The Ancient Florida Native
Once upon a time….today….The Ancient Florida Native,  hand-washed four
Guayabera shirts made of fine linen,that are to be worn for  the up coming
Beach wedding of her son. Being an expert on hand-washing  and hanging
clothes she was frustrated with the rules of the Home Owners  Association, or HOA.
There shall be NO clothes lines in the community. 

The Ancient one managed to think of a way to beat the  rules  by stretching
a rope between two palm trees, just long  enough for the four shirts. 
The local birds were drawn to the sight of  hanging shirts and seemed to
know instinctively, as if in their genes, that  they are to do something to
the shirts, but not quite sure what. The Ancient  One, sat on the patio with a
bamboo stick in her hand, fully prepared to  whip the poop out of any bird
that perched on her line of wedding  shirts. 
See the Mockingbird eyeballing the  shirts?
 The ancient one was very clever to find a way around  the rules of the
HOA, and the nasty pooping Mockingbirds. It is  most appropriate the Guayabera
shirts were dried in the Florida Sun,  between two palms and across from a
bunch of banana trees. 
The blue Guayabera belongs to the Ancient Florida Native’s  husband, the
more Ancient Ohio Yankee.

About Alexis M.

Alexis Martin has more than 12 years of experience in the Guayabera Shirt business. In December 18 2002 Alexis founded an internet store for selling Cuban memorabilia from the pre-Castro era, customers began to inquire about the guayabera shirts and a new business concept was born. became a manufacturer and supplier of guayabera shirts online. Google+
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